10 WTF Surprises of Being a New Mom That You'll Never Read in Any Book

After you've had about 10 medical professionals staring into your vagina under the harsh lights of a delivery room, your sense of modesty changes. And when you start breastfeeding, no matter how easy or hard, you just want to get the job done, and you don't always want to leave the couch or sit in a dirty public restroom.

My dad, my mother-in-law, my best friend's boyfriend, a co-worker, a perfect stranger at the aquarium . . . Only two people on this list have yet to see my boobs, and I can't say I'd give a crap if they did.