12 Things My Kids Don't Know That I Do

There's a goody-bag bandit in our home, and we don't know how he got there. He comes in at night and steals all of the garbage-y trinkets that come in birthday party goody bags. Actually, it's Mom, and I do it because I just can't stand the junk lying around. The kids NEVER miss it unless they find it sitting on top of the garbage because the bandit forgot to shove it to the bottom of the bag.