Reasons I'm Happy I'm a Parent, Not a Kid, in 2015

I'm talking about the kind where artists played actual instruments and didn't have to rely on autotune. And there were records — my kids don't know the excitement of pulling a record out of its cover sleeve and hearing those first notes when the needle hits the vinyl. They don't know what it's like to spend hours pouring over liner notes and reading lyrics. Yes, there's some good music out there, but it's not the norm. I'm looking at you, Nicki Minaj.