Reasons I'm Happy I'm a Parent, Not a Kid, in 2015

There were no Kardashians. No Paris Hiltons. No reality TV. Entertainment personalities weren't perfect, but they weren't grown, catfighting women or vapid celebrities famous for nothing other than a "stolen" sex tape. I have seen Kim Kardashian's shiny vagina all over Twitter. I can't say the same about Joanie Cunningham. Some things are best left unseen.