The 10 Unexpected Things I Won't Miss About Breastfeeding

The innumerable parts that I'm supposed to clean and sterilize after each use (but never do)? The hee-haw sound it makes when it's running? The fact that it's called "Pump in Style" but is perhaps the least stylish activity of my day? It's lucky I might plan to use it again someday because I have strong desires to take it out back and go all Office Space on it.