The 10 Unexpected Things I Won't Miss About Breastfeeding

I won't be happy to part with my best excuse for a random mood swing, but I will be happy to say, "So long," to whatever mad science in my body that creates breast milk in exchange for making me feel weepy one minute, hostile the next, then exhausted, then starving, then melancholy, then starving, then overjoyed, then starving.