The 10 Unexpected Things I Won't Miss About Breastfeeding

I wasn’t about to pay good money on "sexy" lace nursing bras (no one else finds that slightly creepy?), and I wasn’t about to put my actually sexy bras through all that wear and tear (and aforementioned milk leakage). This means I have been wearing nothing but bargain-bin — which, at $30 a pop, still isn’t much of a bargain — maternity bras that are so hideous, I feel they are at least partially responsible for most of my daughter’s spit-up.