The 10 Unexpected Things I Won't Miss About Breastfeeding

To all my friends who've had big boobs their whole lives, who would complain about them and then have to hear me go on and on about how they need to shut up and be happy with what the good Lord gave them, I apologize. Normally a tidy B cup, I have big boobs while breastfeeding, and I can’t stand it. I’m incredibly self-conscious, constantly tug at my shirts to cover cleavage, and am convinced people look there first. Eyes up here, Mom.