What Every Mom Who Hasn't Seen Any New Movies Needs to Know Before the Oscars

Synopsis:
The one that’s a remake of a 1970s Mel Gibson action movie.

Synopsis if you’ve only seen the trailer:
The one that . . . wait, this is nominated for best picture?

Talking points:

• Turn all topics to how you think The Danish Girl was snubbed.
• If stuck, say, "There's nothing more I can add that hasn't already been widely discussed about this movie." (Note: this works for all eight films.)