What Every Mom Who Hasn't Seen Any New Movies Needs to Know Before the Oscars

Synopsis:
The one about an astronaut who gets stranded on Mars.

Synopsis if you’ve only seen the trailer:
The one that looks just like that Interstellar movie but is not that one.

Talking points:

• Ask, knowingly, "So, is this movie a comedy or a drama?" And then mumble something about the Golden Globes. Trust me, it'll make you look like you know what's going on in the industry or something.
• If pressed, say, "Honestly, I preferred the book." (Note: this also works for The Big Short, Brooklyn, The Revenant, and Room.)