12 Parenting Lessons I've Learned From The Real Housewives

If you didn't see the recent Beverly Hills episode where Dorit Kemsley has a $1,500 glorified action figure made of herself and her two kids, presents it to her husband for his birthday, then watches him immediately drop it and break their son's head off, do yourself a favor and find it. It's comedy gold, and it teaches us the valuable lesson that not every personalized piece of art is created equally . . . even when that art costs more than some people's mortgage.