10 Hilarious but Very Real Reasons to Celebrate the Sh*t Out of Your C-Section

Because your nether regions are more or less in tact after a C-section, you won't suffer the burning fires of hell when you get up to pee for the first time. Actually, because of that whole "no feeling in your legs" thing, you'll get a catheter and won't even have to get out of your bed to pee for at least half a day!