Hilarious Dad of 9 Trying to Sell His Family's Van Says It's Haunted by "the Ghost of Vomit Past"

"One side of the van has a yellow scuff mark on it. That's courtesy of me and a battle with a yellow concrete parking divider (I did not win). The other side of the van has a matching white scuff mark. That one is courtesy of my wife. She completes me. In related news, you know how most cars these days come equipped with a fancy backup cameras? This one does not."