Instagram Is the Most Important Part of Your Yoga Practice, Says This Guy

Does doing a headstand on a hard, unyielding floor of concrete make you "an oasis of tranquility"? Then you'll totally relate to JP Sears. His yoga practice is all about desperately seeking as much attention as possible posting to his Instagram account, even if that means putting his life in danger to get the perfect shot that "captures the shocking strength of my kundalini, the radiance of my vibes, and the magnificent decalcification of my pineal gland." I'm not even sure what that last part means, but it sounds truly amazing. If you're not posting to Instagram, are you even doing yoga?