Javier Fernández and His Sexy Figure Skating Routine Will Make Your Body Feel Things
Two-time world champion figure skater, undefeated European champion (gold every year since 2013!), and three-time Olympian Javier Fernández has (shockingly) never actually stood on the Olympic podium. But after his incredible performance in the men's short program, we're pretty sure that's about to change in the most triumphant of ways.
With a stunning short program show in Pyeongchang, South Korea, Javier combined power and strength with grace and beautiful precision — and he heads into the short program finals in second place, with an astounding 107.58 points. His biggest obstacle will be his friend and training mate: Japan's 23-year-old Yuzuru Hanyu, who was just slightly ahead of Javier with his flawless 111.62-point performance. Here's a look at Javier performing the same routine at 2018 European Championships.
And naturally, the internet as a whole (we include ourselves in this) has fallen in love with Javi, for a number of reasons (booty included). See below.
javier fernandez out here doing chaplin with an ass of an angel we are truly blessed
— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) February 16, 2018
I'm already hyperventilating I'm so nervous for my dream man, Javier Fernandez. WE CAN DO THIS, JAVI! I BELIEVE THIS CAN HAPPEN FOR US!
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) February 16, 2018
man, javier fernandez is just THE BEST contemporary men's figure skater in terms of pure performance. like watching Gene Kelly at work.
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) February 16, 2018
I'm a Javier Fernandez stan now. pic.twitter.com/m0TwjRjxqR
— Kevin Fallon (@kpfallon) February 16, 2018
Javier Fernandez delivered a clean skate at his last Olympics, and it was heartclenching to watch. Thank you, Javi 💞 🇪🇸 pic.twitter.com/R7KdypxQUp
— yash🌸 (@eggrater) February 16, 2018
OH
MY
GOD
JAVIER
FERNANDEZ!
⛸🎉👀😮🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Also... 🍑— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) February 16, 2018
Ummm... Javier Fernandez from Spain. STUNNING. #olympics
— Wilson Cruz (@wcruz73) February 16, 2018
Javier Fernandez leaving the crowd in awe!https://t.co/9AneVJ9Kjd | #PyeongChang2018onESPN5 pic.twitter.com/IgwsNQNYPL
— ESPN5 (@Sports5PH) February 16, 2018
Well, we don't know about the rest of you, but over here at Slapstick we've been thoroughly enjoying watching Javier Fernandez channelling Charlie Chaplin in the gentlemen's skatey bit of the olympical games pic.twitter.com/D8vs5PLpNe
— Slapstick Festival (@SlapstickFest) February 16, 2018
omg the SCREAM when javier fernandez goes on the ice lol. i understand, ladies.
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) February 16, 2018
That was perfection @javierfernandez I love when people I love fulfill their dreams. ❤️
— Jeremy Abbott (@jeremyabbottpcf) February 16, 2018
Oh shit Javier Fernandez is coming on HOT
— YUZURU HANYU (@jeonskarem) February 16, 2018
I'm a Javier Fernandez Stan now pic.twitter.com/YrzBn6fqB1
— Mark Young™ (@mryoungmark) February 16, 2018