9 Honest-to-God, Hilarious Thoughts I've Had While Running

"I get that the sun is out, but maybe it will start to rain suddenly. Like right now. Anytime now would be great. Then I can say, 'Oh well,' and just run later. Even though I won't run later because I'm a morning runner and that's never going to change. Should I just go back to bed and not work out today? Oh sh*t, OK, we're starting. Hang on, let me just pull up my running app because apparently this is really happening."