Funny Running Thoughts
9 Honest-to-God, Hilarious Thoughts I've Had While Running
Waking Up For an Early Start Time
"I get that the sun is out, but maybe it will start to rain suddenly. Like right now. Anytime now would be great. Then I can say, 'Oh well,' and just run later. Even though I won't run later because I'm a morning runner and that's never going to change. Should I just go back to bed and not work out today? Oh sh*t, OK, we're starting. Hang on, let me just pull up my running app because apparently this is really happening."