Best Things About Disneyland

1 The mint juleps taste way too good.

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You'll be depressed by the taste of all other juleps.

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2 Your neck will hurt from constantly looking up at all the grand attractions.

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Geez, can there not be so many architectural wonders?

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3 There are balloons everywhere.

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What's with all the pretty balloons? Like, WTF.

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4 The park is always springing surprises on you.

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Sometimes you might not feel like being surprised with confetti and joy.

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5 The characters are TOO nice.

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Why are they being so polite and obliging?

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6 There are too many photo opportunities.

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Your phone will run out of storage within, like, five minutes. Great.

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7 Everyone who enters is happy ALL THE TIME.

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Why?! Why is there so much positivity and happiness?

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8 The mouse ear choices are so cute it might make you sick.

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Like, how the freak are you supposed to choose just one? Not possible.

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9 The It's a Small World ride will make you feel like a giant.

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The world will feel, like, so big.

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10 The weather almost never changes — it's basically nice all the time.

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Can we get some storms every once in a while?

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11 There are so many rides to go on.

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Sometimes all the options can really stress a person out. Pair that with the joy and everyone is doomed.

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12 There's a statue of Walt Disney that will make you cry.

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Curse you, Disney, why make us cry?!

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13 Apparently the place is haunted . . .

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Yikes.

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14 You have to go to a whole other place called California Adventure too.

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So much work.

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15 You always feel obligated to go on the roller coasters.

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Because people say they're incredibly fun and stuff so you have to be polite, of course.

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16 The Dole Whips are chronically addicting.

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It's a problem; there should probably be Dole Whips Anonymous meetings.

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17 There are too many frozen treats to choose from.

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Choices, gah, too many choices.

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18 The rides will cause uncontrollable screams of bliss and an intense adrenaline rush.

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Can you handle losing control? Not everyone can.

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19 Parades are happening, like, all the time.

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If you don't like cheerful parades, you have been warned.

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20 At night there's all these crazy colorful lights everywhere.

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I suggest sunglasses.

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21 You will start to fall under the false notion that magic actually exists.

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Seriously, being at Disneyland makes you delusional. You feel like anything is possible.

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