American Horror Story Season 4 Premiere Best Quotes

1 When Elsa Is Told Not to Smoke in the Hospital

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Oh, man. If only. Cut to the entire hospital exploding.

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2 When Elsa Is Talking to the Bette and Dot For the First Time

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Elsa! Please! Where even are your manners? Also, doesn't this line almost sound like a Beyoncé lyric?

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3 When Bette Talks About Masturbating, and Dot Interjects

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Listen, we don't condone slut shaming; it's just funny because half of one person is calling its other half a slut. Thinking about it makes you dizzy.

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4 When Elsa Totally Dines and Dashes

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Um, definitely going to try using this during every future dining experience.

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5 When Jimmy Is Just DONE

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Man, if I had a dime for every throat I slashed when I was called a name, I'd have zero dimes. But, well, we all have those moments, right?

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6 This Weird Mother/Son Bonding Moment

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Good heavens. There are so, so many inappropriate contexts for this one.

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