Best Justin Bieber Roast Jokes
The Funniest Jokes From the Justin Bieber Roast You Should Definitely Steal
Comedy Central's "Roast of Justin Bieber" featured some harsh burns about its young subject (and some below-the-belt jokes about Selena Gomez), but it was also a night for a handful of seasoned comedians to whip out their stand-up, alongside a few stars who rocked some unexpectedly good zingers too. Some jokes were so good that you can totally steal them and retell them — you just have to change up the context a bit.
1 When you need to make fun of the music
2 When you need a timely joke about someone's appearance
3 When you need a new "You're so old" burn
4 When you need a joke about promiscuity
5 When you need a new punchline for "Time flies when . . . "
6 When you need a fresh short-person joke
7 When you need to call out religious hypocrisy
8 When you want to make a not-too-edgy joke about Bill Cosby
9 When you need a joke about a revealing outfit
