Girls Forecast: Where I See Hannah, Marnie, Shoshanna, and Jessa in Their 30s
I'm not confident that I ever really liked any of the characters on Girls, but I'm sure as hell going to miss them anyway. Sure, following Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna throughout their tumultuous 20s has been painful, messy, and yeah, a little infuriating. But even if they're all truly unlikable characters with godawful judgment, I still want to know how this whole "adulthood" thing turns out for them anyway. Does Jessa really end up with Adam? Does motherhood suit Hannah? After six seasons, I'm just too invested in these women to say goodbye, especially given how the show ends.
So do me a favor, will you? Let's all pretend for a minute that Girls isn't really over yet, because I'm simply not ready to live in a world where that's the case. Instead, let's all pull out one of those crystal ball things (this feels like something that Jessa probably owns, no?) and follow the girls of Girls into the future. We know that their 20s were objectively pretty bad, but where do you think they wind up in their 30s? Read ahead for my predictions, and let me know what yours are, too.