49 Reactions We Had While Watching the Mind-Blowing Game of Thrones Finale

Warning: GIANT Game of Thrones spoilers below!

After a low-key premiere, season seven of Game of Thrones kicked into overdrive. It's felt like each one of the six episodes since then has somehow managed to be more jaw-dropping, action-packed, and full of so many twists and turns that, at this point, we've honestly lost count. Fortunately, the finale does not disappoint in the slightest.

Since "The Dragon and the Wolf" is the longest episode in Game of Thrones history, obviously a lot goes down. A steamy sex scene? A surprise death? AND the freakin' Wall comes down?! Hold on to your dragons, y'all, because this recap is going to be one wild ride.

01
When Bronn Can't Resist Cracking a Few Jokes about the Unsullied Being Eunuchs
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When Bronn Can't Resist Cracking a Few Jokes about the Unsullied Being Eunuchs

Bronn, always a classy dude.

02
When the Dothraki Literally Come Screaming Into the Scene
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When the Dothraki Literally Come Screaming Into the Scene

03
When Jon and Co. Sail Up to King's Landing With the Wight
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When Jon and Co. Sail Up to King's Landing With the Wight

04
When The Hound Wakes Up the Wight on the Ship and It's Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
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When The Hound Wakes Up the Wight on the Ship and It's Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

05
When Tyrion, Bronn, and Podrick Have an Adorable Reunion
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When Tyrion, Bronn, and Podrick Have an Adorable Reunion

06
When The Hound Finds Out Arya Is Still Alive From Brienne and Tries to Hide That He Cares
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When The Hound Finds Out Arya Is Still Alive From Brienne and Tries to Hide That He Cares

We see right through you, man!

08
But Then Daenerys Makes the Greatest Entrance of All Time on Drogon's Back
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But Then Daenerys Makes the Greatest Entrance of All Time on Drogon's Back

09
And at the Same Time, You're Thinking, "Girl, Why Did You Even Come?"
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And at the Same Time, You're Thinking, "Girl, Why Did You Even Come?"

Cersei could've had dragon crossbows lining the Dragon Pit!

10
When The Hound and The Mountain Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
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When The Hound and The Mountain Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever

"You're even uglier than I am now," The Hound tells him (he's not lying).

11
When Cersei and Daenerys Stare Each Other Down
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When Cersei and Daenerys Stare Each Other Down

Cersei definitely looks shaken.

12
When Cersei Commands Euron to Sit Down and Stop Making Fun of Tyrion
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When Cersei Commands Euron to Sit Down and Stop Making Fun of Tyrion

The first good thing she's done in . . . ever?

13
When The Hound Brings Out the Wight, but It Doesn't Leap Out Right Away
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When The Hound Brings Out the Wight, but It Doesn't Leap Out Right Away

OMGOMGOMG.

15
When The Hound Chops the Wight in Half and It Keeps Moving, So You Know Cersei Has to Believe Them Now
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When The Hound Chops the Wight in Half and It Keeps Moving, So You Know Cersei Has to Believe Them Now

16
And Cersei Totally Looks Like She May or May Not Have Just Peed Her Pants With Fear
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And Cersei Totally Looks Like She May or May Not Have Just Peed Her Pants With Fear

Not so smug now, huh?

17
When Jon Snow Stands Up to Cersei and Lays Down the Law
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When Jon Snow Stands Up to Cersei and Lays Down the Law

"There's only one war that matters. The Great War. And now it's here."

18
When a Very Scared Euron Dumps Cersei So He Can Take His Fleet Back to the Iron Islands
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When a Very Scared Euron Dumps Cersei So He Can Take His Fleet Back to the Iron Islands

He is outta there.

19
When Tyrion Goes to Talk to Cersei Alone, With Not a Soul to Protect Him
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When Tyrion Goes to Talk to Cersei Alone, With Not a Soul to Protect Him

20
And They Have a Very Tense Chat About How Tyrion Ruined Their Family
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And They Have a Very Tense Chat About How Tyrion Ruined Their Family

21
So Tyrion Just Starts Chugging Wine
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So Tyrion Just Starts Chugging Wine

Cersei refuses to join in, which is how he figures out she's pregnant.

22
When Cersei Actually Agrees to Send Some Lannister Forces North to Help After Talking to Tyrion
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When Cersei Actually Agrees to Send Some Lannister Forces North to Help After Talking to Tyrion

23
When Jon Tells Daenerys She's "Not Like Everybody Else"
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When Jon Tells Daenerys She's "Not Like Everybody Else"

I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE RELATED, OK?

24
When Sansa Finds Out Jon Bent the Knee to Dany and Is SO Over It
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When Sansa Finds Out Jon Bent the Knee to Dany and Is SO Over It

25
So Littlefinger Uses That as a Way to Manipulate Her Against Both Jon AND Arya
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So Littlefinger Uses That as a Way to Manipulate Her Against Both Jon AND Arya

Does this guy ever stop?!

26
When Dany Says She'll Sail North With Jon, and You Wonder If They're Going to FINALLY Get It On
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When Dany Says She'll Sail North With Jon, and You Wonder If They're Going to FINALLY Get It On

*crosses fingers, knees, and toes*

27
When Jon Forgives Theon in an Emotional Heart-to-Heart
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When Jon Forgives Theon in an Emotional Heart-to-Heart

"You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy, and a Stark."

28
When Theon Has a Brutal Fight With the Ironborn, Which He Essentially Wins Because He Literally Has No Balls
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When Theon Has a Brutal Fight With the Ironborn, Which He Essentially Wins Because He Literally Has No Balls

Yasss, Theon! Looks like he's off to save Yara from their evil uncle.

29
When Sansa Summons Arya to the Great Hall and You Know Something Is About to Go Down
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When Sansa Summons Arya to the Great Hall and You Know Something Is About to Go Down

30
When You Realize Arya and Sansa Are Working Together and Set a Trap For Littlefinger
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When You Realize Arya and Sansa Are Working Together and Set a Trap For Littlefinger

Sansa reads off every single thing Littlefinger has ever done to harm their family (it's a LONG list), with Bran's help.

31
When Littlefinger Cries on His Knees Begging For His Life, but Sansa DGAF
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When Littlefinger Cries on His Knees Begging For His Life, but Sansa DGAF

32
When Arya Kills Him by Casually Walking Up to Him and Slitting His Throat
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When Arya Kills Him by Casually Walking Up to Him and Slitting His Throat

His last word is, of course, "Sansa."

33
When Cersei Tells Jaime That She Was Lying and Isn't Sending Any Forces to Help Stop the White Walkers
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When Cersei Tells Jaime That She Was Lying and Isn't Sending Any Forces to Help Stop the White Walkers

34
And She Reveals Euron Isn't Actually Going Back to the Iron Islands but to Essos to Get the Lannisters More Forces
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And She Reveals Euron Isn't Actually Going Back to the Iron Islands but to Essos to Get the Lannisters More Forces

36
But Then You Start Worrying That Jaime Will Die Fighting a White Walker in Season 8
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But Then You Start Worrying That Jaime Will Die Fighting a White Walker in Season 8

Everything Is Always Terrible — a memoir written by Game of Thrones fans.

37
When Sam Arrives in Winterfell, and He and Bran Put Together the Fact Jon Isn't a Bastard
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When Sam Arrives in Winterfell, and He and Bran Put Together the Fact Jon Isn't a Bastard

38
When Bran Flashes Back to Rhaegar and Lyanna's Wedding and Discovers That Jon's Real Name Is Aegon Targaryen
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When Bran Flashes Back to Rhaegar and Lyanna's Wedding and Discovers That Jon's Real Name Is Aegon Targaryen

39
When Jon and Dany Board a Ship Going North, and the Sexual Tension Between Them Is Undeniable
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When Jon and Dany Board a Ship Going North, and the Sexual Tension Between Them Is Undeniable

40
When He Goes to Her Bedroom Later That Night . . .
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When He Goes to Her Bedroom Later That Night . . .

41
And Then She Invites Him Inside and They Shut the Door!
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And Then She Invites Him Inside and They Shut the Door!

43
When You're Looking For a Sh*t to Give About People Who Think It's Too Incestuous
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When You're Looking For a Sh*t to Give About People Who Think It's Too Incestuous

44
When You Thought the Episode Was Over but Then It Cuts to the White Walker Army
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When You Thought the Episode Was Over but Then It Cuts to the White Walker Army

45
AND THE NIGHT KING IS RIDING VISERION
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AND THE NIGHT KING IS RIDING VISERION

46
When Viserion Breathes Blue Fire and Part of the Freakin' Wall COMES DOWN
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When Viserion Breathes Blue Fire and Part of the Freakin' Wall COMES DOWN

47
And Tormund and Beric Are Trapped on the Wall!
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And Tormund and Beric Are Trapped on the Wall!

This can't be happening.

48
When the Whole White Walker Army Crosses the Wall Into the North
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When the Whole White Walker Army Crosses the Wall Into the North