All the Cringey Pics From The Bachelorette's Photoshoot Group Date, For Your Viewing Pleasure
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On the hunt for a cringe-worthy annual calendar to plop on your office desk? Welp, we may have just found some worthy photos to use for each month. ABC just released photos from The Bachelorette's photoshoot group date, and reliving it all over again is beyond entertaining, to say the least.
During the second group date of the third episode, eight of the contestants — Dylan, Luke S., Joey, Devin, Grant, Garrett, Luke P., and Peter — were paired with various animals, including a giant snake, tiny mice, and fluffy dogs, for a studio photoshoot. They attempted to model and strike poses with each furry (or scaly) creature while photographer Franco Lacosta snapped away on the camera. Oh, and every guy also had the chance to take a few sweet snaps with Hannah Brown, which got pretty steamy for some of them.
Ahead, check out all the awkward photoshoot pictures to see just how damn good Garrett looked in his Speedo, and then read all the funny fan reactions to the pregnancy-related group date from the third episode.
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Here We Go! Grant Is in a Bathtub With a Snake, aka My Worst Nightmare
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Hannah Couldn't Resist Getting in on the Fun (If You Can Even Call It That)
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Props to Her For Really Going For It
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Aww! Poor Garrett Got Paired With This Not-So-Cute Pooch
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The Contrast Between Their Hair Is Rather Stark
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OK, HELLO!
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Luke S. Really Got Into Character While Posing With Mice
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Although His Bodysuit Was a Bit, Er, Formfitting
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Work. That. Camera!
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Luke P., on the Other Hand, Somehow Avoided Posing With an Animal
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(Besides Himself, That Is . . . Hah)
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A Lesson in Making Every Man in the Bachelorette Mansion Hate You, as Taught by Luke
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Ugh, OK — I Guess His Biceps Are Pretty Impressive
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Pump That Iron, Hannah!
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Meanwhile, Dylan Was Stuck With a Miniature Horse
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He and Hannah Shared Some Pretty Cute Interactions
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Oh! And She Rode Him Like a Horse, Too!
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Get It, Dylan!
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Peter the Pilot Took Some Adorable Pics With Hannah
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Could They Possibly Be Any Cuter Together?!
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Yessss, Peter!
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Then They Took Some Oddly Staged Photos at a Dinner Table
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Please Take Note of That Glorious Fake Pizza on the Table
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Devin Was Matched With an Adorable Alpaca
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It's So Fluffy!!!
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"Where TF Am I Right Now?" — the Alpaca, Probably
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Here's Joey Attempting to Feign Excitement Over Getting Paired With a Pig
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And Here's Him Shockingly Workin' It With Said Pig
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Serving Looooks
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If a Weird Animal/Weightlifting-Themed Yearly Calendar Exists, This Should Be the Cover Shot
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The Gang's All Here!
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Swooning Over Peter and That Huge Doggo
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