Amy Schumer is having a . . . actually, she doesn't care what she's having. The expectant mom is due at some point over the next few weeks (just like Meghan Markle, who's due in April!), and though she and her husband, Chris Fischer, know the sex of their baby, they don't plan on making a big fuss out of it à la a gender reveal or pink or blue nursery.
In a video posted to Amy's Instagram on Feb. 12 promoting her new Netflix comedy special, Growing, Amy shared with her followers: "What I wanted to announce was the baby's gender. We're so excited to say that we don't care what the gender is. However the baby identifies is fine, whatever the baby's sexuality is [and] any way the baby identifies is cool with us, as long as it doesn't identify as a DJ, because that's heartbreaking."
In Amy's special Growing, the expectant mom mentions that she doesn't know the sex of her child but does sort of comment on preference despite her above comment: "I don't know what I'm having. I hope it's a girl . . . but really just because it's such a scary time for men." But to Seth Meyers on Late Night, she confirmed that she and her husband do actually know. "We [know], but we don't care," Amy said, continuing on to make the same joke about it potentially identifying as a DJ because a) she's a comedian, and b) she's obviously really passionate about the "no DJ" thing.