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Medieval torture to the tune of $35 an hour. If you can’t do the exercises (and unless you are in Cirque Du Soleil, you can’t), don’t worry — you’ll just fall through the machine on to the concrete below. Your face will absorb most of the impact.

This is a scene from an actual class.

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