If "Euphoria" Characters Were Beauty Products . . .

Maddy is the moment. The trendsetter and ultimate maximalist, Maddy's influence on her friends is undeniable, and she is undoubtedly the HBIC of her crew. Because she would never pay attention to something as insignificant as a price tag in the name of beauty, she's the Pat McGrath Labs Mothership I: Subliminal ($125).

The cool tones in this eyeshadow palette are a perfect representation of Maddy's icy demeanor, and the luxurious shades sparkle, shine, and leave an impression — just like our girl.

Rue is low-maintenance with her beauty choices, but she's also a bit unpredictable. Still, despite the questionable decisions she makes, we know she's a solid person who everyone loves. That's why she'd be the Vaseline Rosy Lip Therapy ($2).

Vaseline is a staple in any beauty routine, but this tinted version adds a little something extra to the traditional formula. It's multipurpose, and it can be used on your lips or cheeks for a flush of color, which can definitely give main-character energy if needed. Is it just us, or did we describe Rue to the letter?

Jules is a free spirit who plays by her own rules. Unbound by the expectations of others, she is bold and daring but also a little shy. Because of this, Jules would be the Donni x Face Lace "Head in the Clouds" Face Decals ($18).

These decals can make a subtle addition to a makeup look or stand all on their own, but either way, using them is an intentional choice to kick your look up a notch, something Jules would fully appreciate. Fun fact: Doniella Davy, the lead makeup artist for "Euphoria," made these based on Jules.

Before Cassie was caught up in a very messy relationship with her best friend's boyfriend, she was the girl's girl with an innocence to her that was refreshing to everyone around her — not unlike the Ariana Grande Cloud Eau de Parfum ($45).

Despite its childlike exterior, this fragrance is soft and feminine and can hold its own, just like Cassie, which has made it a staple on many vanities.

Kat may be going through somewhat of an identity crisis in season two, but the one consistent theme in her life is her boldness and loyalty to her friends. That's why she would be the ever-reliable ColourPop So Fly Eyeshadow Palette ($14).

With bright, high-quality shadow colors that don't break the bank, it doesn't get much more dependable than ColourPop. In a world with so much uncertainty, we need products (and people like Kat) that we can rely on.

Fez is the friend who has your back, even when life takes a nosedive. He's loyal and steady, and he'll never let you down, kind of like a bar of Dove Soap For Sensitive Skin ($10).

The plain white tee of body wash, this soap is great for a vast majority of skin types and conditions. Just like Dove, Fez has a sensitive side and will show up for his friends and family, no matter what they're going through.

Elliot is the mysterious newbie in town who we don't know too much about yet. What we do know, however, is that he is shaking up the relationship between Rue and Jules, and we are, again, here for the mess. That's why Elliot would be Axe Apollo Body Spray ($7).

While Axe's marketing team might have claimed in the 2000s that he should have been getting the attention of all the girls at East Highland High School, at least two central characters have admitted to having a crush. Still, there's something about him being so readily available that doesn't sit well with us. We'll keep an eye out for this one.