If you've yet to hear about the record-smashing and stellar remake of Stephen King's It, we're going to kindly ask you to crawl out of the sewer and catch the f*ck up. The film has already exploded with such success that the inevitable sequel is already moving forward. Since the first chapter decidedly focused on our heroes as children, the approaching follow-up will almost exclusively feature each character's adult counterpart. I've decided to take all the casting duties on because I'm a nice person. You're welcome, Hollywood.