9 Things I Want to Tell Kate Middleton Before She Welcomes Royal Baby #2

When you emerged from St. Mary's Hospital in that polka-dot dress with your postpartum belly front and center for the world to see, moms everywhere breathed a sigh of relief. Yes, you are just like us. Your belly didn't magically disappear the moment you gave birth, like they do in the movies. You looked real. Unfortunately for you and moms everywhere, this reality lasts longer the second time around. Your muscles stretched out faster this time, and they need some extra time to go back.