What Every Mom Who Hasn't Seen Any New Movies Needs to Know Before the Oscars

Synopsis:
The one about an Irish immigrant who falls in love with an Italian guy.

Synopsis if you’ve only seen the trailer:
The one with the girl from that one movie. Is that her?

Talking points:

• Decree that you thought the lead actress was better/worse in Atonement.
• Explain that Brooklyn is a borough of New York City that you have visited/plan to visit.