If Fitness Class Descriptions Were Actually Honest, This Is What They'd Say

Do you remember that fairy tale about the girl who puts on a pair of enchanted shoes, and then she can’t take them off and has to dance until she dies? (Also, WTF were kids allowed to watch in the '80s?) Anyway, this workout is basically that. You hold your leg aloft and kick, ideally while crying. Complete one million repetitions, and you disappear in a puff of lavender-scented smoke and are reborn as Gwyneth Paltrow.

(This isn’t a GIF. It’s a live feed video of her doing it an infinite number of times.)