12 Perfectly Acceptable, Not-at-All Absurd Ways to Get Wine Drunk

Love granita? Freeze a bottle of Rosé in a pan and scrape it up with a fork to form icy Frosé, aka a wine slushie.

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Yes, it's a thing, and yes, we encourage it. Be sure to top those wine-drenched noodles with plenty of olive oil, parsley, and shaved parmesan.

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You know what's the best way to eat fruit salad? A wine-drenched sangria. This one gets all your favorites involved — watermelon, peaches, and raspberries.

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Pour wine into a handmade cheese shot glass. It's civil.

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These gummy candies do indeed contain plenty of freshly poured Rosé.

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Take a tip from Justin Warner, and use your Pinot Noir as the base to an epic ramen broth.

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Make a fruit syrup, like the jasmine-peach syrup pictured, and drizzle it over shaved ice along with your favorite bottle of Rosé. Add some Sugarfina Rosé gummy bears on top if you know what's good for you.

Get the recipe: Rosé slushie topped with gummy bears