It's Written in the Stars! Here's Your Schitt's Creek Counterpart, According to the Zodiac

If we had to pick an astrological sign for David, it'd definitely be Aries. Bold and individual (No one has his sweaters!), David takes life by the reins and follows his heart when it comes to love and career matters. He's the first to make a move with Patrick, and he puts his all into Rose Apothecary. He does have a moody side that manifests itself in impulsive behavior, like when he took Roland's truck and ended up on that farm!

Whether she's directing Cabaret, making changes in the city council, or commanding the screen in Sunrise Bay, Moira always brings a punch of personality. And really, isn't she just the embodiment of this lion and fire sign? Leos, like Moira, are bold leaders with dramatic flair. They have refined taste, though maybe not for wigs and pajama brooches in particular.

Alexis is the queen of nurturing relationships, whether it's as a publicist or a friend. Capturing the spirit of this air sign, the youngest Rose is all about maintaining harmony and balance. This extends to her aesthetic as well — her closet reveals her luxe style and taste. Naturally, the Libra sign is ruled by Venus, the planet that governs love, beauty, and money.

Stevie is a true-blue Scorpio — complicated and emotionally layered. Scorpios may come off as tough, stubborn, and acerbic at first, but they prove to be passionate leaders and loyal friends. Stevie is always there as a resourceful business partner for Johnny and a devoted pal to David, even if both Roses may be hard to understand at times. Heck, she even entertains Moira as Sally Bowles in Cabaret. And her incredible performance just goes to show how expressive this scorpion can really be beneath that air of mystery.

Roland might not be the most diplomatic mayor, but like a Sagittarius, he's enthusiastic and generous with the people around him. Roland is freewheeling and lives life to the fullest, if you recall him discussing his active love life at the motel before marrying Jocelyn! Just like the archer, he has a sense of humor, never missing the chance to mess with Johnny.

Whether he's managing the Rosebud Motel or Rose Video, Johnny is a consummate professional with respect for tradition. A disciplined and responsible worker bee, he gives off major Capricorn energy. While Capricorns can be set in their ways, Johnny has learned a thing or two from his children — like what a rollout is.